This is a great post — where is the abject humiliation of the male fashion faux pas? This reminds me of something I read as a little girl back during the “women’s lib” 1970s. If someone walked up to a poised, well-dressed man and totally dressed him down for his utter worthlessness and bad style, that person would get a sock in the jaw. If someone walked up to a woman and performed the same disservice, the woman would wonder “what’s wrong with me?”

Along the same lines, the Jud Apatows of the world with their wiry hair and beer bellies feel deserving of female attention (and giant pay checks) while the Paris Hiltons of the world must starve and wear outrageous clothes. (Meanwhile my husband says the only thing a man needs for a turn on is a pizza and a six-pack — along with the lady, of course.) LADIES — let’s unite to give a SOCK IN THE JAW to our critics! (And demand more money, raises, bonuses and etc.) And, while we’re at it, let’s give our buddy Ron a great big shout out for this excellent post.